The most highly anticipated bout of the century-the starters for each team! That’s right, it’s b.chiu vs. b.wong, TEAM RV3 vs. DE NEVE G’s, the polo shirt-er vs. the longboard-er. In a battle of wits, musical talent, and stunning good looks, these two will encourage any opposition to death! Whether it be playing a broken rendition of James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” or one of those catchy tunes from Super Mario, these two are bound to have an epic battle. Be warned, the polo might be forced to pop its collar.. (Audience: the battle might get so intense that you might walk away with a warm-fuzzy feeling, or just a smile on your face).
This is Tina Turner. It, along with its ferocious phantom like speed and sharp fangs, can attack at any moment! There is nothing that can stop this bunny-type animal from pouncing on the scene. A fighter for TEAM RV3, it has an unmatched ability to be mean, and talk about things that are not true. It draws you in with its fables (kinda like Jigglypuff), and takes you down when you least expect it. Be careful, you never know when it may strike next! (Not pictured are the fangs, horns, claws, talons, and a fuzzy little tail).
Hippie-Joe, the joyful, caring young lad who seems like he has no care in the world. Or does he? That is the question, when you come across this specimen. A player for the DE NEVE G’s, Hippie-Joe will make you laugh or cry, you never know. But after all the fun and games, a hidden dwarf (named Bertha) hops out of his afro and kicks the enemy in the shins before disappearing back in to that abundant growth of fur on the top of his head we call “hair.” With a pretty smile, and a full head of hair, Hippie-Joe can be deceiving at first, which will show who’s done their homework or not. If you know about Joe, you know where to Go, in order to save your SHIN, otherwise DE NEVE G’s will WIN. WATCH OUT!
This is the cute, yet fierce Gargantuan Gerrard. Don’t let the cute face fool you, he will eat, and smash, and eat, and smash, and eat, and poop, and smash until there is no more of you to smash, or no more food to eat. At the feeble age of 2, Gerrard hit his “growth spurt,” which consisted of a 324 pound weight GAIN, and vertical growth of 2 inches. He also has teeth that can gnaw through anything, and a body that can bring people to their knees (in fear). Another fighter for TEAM RV3, he is the foundation of the group…literally.
June-tine, the Double-A Monster. Yes, this specimen does have two-heads. These roommates have a slumber party in their room every night.. yea, that’s not a type-o, they sleep in the same room every night. This tag-team tandem, duo from the DE NEVE G’s are usually eating with their “Breakfast Club.” They can smell food from a mile away, and always know when their own team doesn’t show up for some good food in the Dining Hall of De Neve (at 8 am!!). What’s more, is that these two (though they’re actually one) are stronger when together. No one can stand against the monstrous faith they have (I mean, look at that kid, seriously), they’re always towering over the rest. Be afraid, be VERY afraid.
Now presenting: Benson Mac. Ya’ll didn’t know we had a celebrity on our team, did you? Well, Benson Mac made an exception for us, he took time out of his busy schedule to play for team DE NEVE G’s. He’s smooth, witty, and has plenty of charm, but don’t be fooled, he’s an intense player; although, he may be taking pictures and giving out more autographs than he is helping his team (!).
Shaniqua. Needs no description nor introduction. She’s a G from up in RV3, just look at the picture. That’s Shaniqua. That is all.
Timon Lee, the newest addition to the DE NEVE G’s.
This is Amy: Warrior Princess of TEAM RV3. She’s fierce soldier who has uncanny abilities on the battlefield. She has some CRAZY eyes.